chain mail

a type of text to trick people, you must be really gulible to believe it.

ex:
Joe- if you send this to 666 people in the next 69 minutes youll have the best day of your life, if you dont you will burn and disenegrate. my friend didnt do it and hasnt been seen in years.
Bob- fuck igotta do this chain mail i dont wanna be burnt

by isabellaisahoe January 25, 2017

chantaille

Gorgeous, smart, sexy, and humble.

“She looks just like a Chantaille!”

by Englishmuffin123 November 23, 2021

chainfail

A number of small fails performed in quick succession, creating a chain of fails.

Matthew slipped on the wet deck at the front of his house, which caused him to fall down the stairs onto the pavement, landing in a pile of dog faeces that his pet left there. Chainfail!

by rad rad robotankin' April 27, 2009

Chanimal

The state of being mixed between animal and child, by the way that they act.

Children that act like wild animals.

My kids are chanimals!

Are there chanimals at the zoo?

by Casey Blitxxx September 3, 2009

Chainman

The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.

Chainmen tend to be:

1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods

or

2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.

Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:

- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks

- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)

- Following orders from the surveyor

- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents

- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation

See chainy

Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"

by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011

Chainwallet

A room mate with a particular sadistic sense of things. Normally not found in the wild, a Chainwallet normally majors in history because of their extreme hatred for math or anything imaginary. Has immense amounts of sex appeal, but because a Chainwallet will never leave its room, they are normally freaks of genetic mutations, and never pass on their genes to offspring.

"My friend is a Chainwallet"

by mindorgasm April 15, 2009

chainal sex

where several men have sex at the same time, and do it in a chain

chainal sex sounds like anal sex, wait, it is, its just loads of it

by X~jimmy~X July 1, 2007