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Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.
My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.
by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008
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cerelia

Cerelia, is the most beautiful girl. She is kind and loving, and has the best jokes. She will always make you smile even when your sad. She's there for you as a friend or girlfriend. She will always try her best not just for others but fir herself. She is truly unique.
1. cerelia she is just amazing!

2. A cerelia would be perfect right about now.
by #moreno_girl May 21, 2018
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who shit in your cereal

something u say to someone when their in a bad mood. Kinda like saying did u wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
by bigrich September 20, 2003
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Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
by Hat-face November 8, 2011
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Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?
by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009
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Cerell

Not only is he a strong willed person, he is super funny and can make any bad day better. He’s the person you want to always talk to and have by your side. He’s a great listener and will always give his honest opinions. He can be so cocky sometimes but you can’t hate him for it. He’s good at everything he Strives for. Sometimes he’ll be a little reckless but you can’t stay mad at him for long, he will always apologize. He’s got the looks and he knows it, he’s got the heart and he shows it. Gives the best hugs and best person to hold you when you need to cry.
Looks like Cerell’s got 1st place again, can’t say I’m surprised.“

“Cerell is always doing good shit.”
by Teacup March 9, 2020
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Cereal hands

When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
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