Celery is a girl who you probably don't want to cross paths with. She has very sociopathic tendencies and can change personalities very quickly if it gives her what she wants. Celery will make friends and drop them when they are of no use to her anymore. She will lie and deceive you to benefit herself, and is very self-centered. No one will ever get to know her the way she knows herself. Although good at hiding it, she will make you think she believes your lies. She usually knows you are trying to deceive her before you know you are. Never get on the wrong side of a Celery. She may look and act nice, but alone, she's a monster.
by nononever August 11, 2020
Get the Celerymug. Me-"Michelle why are you eating celery!?"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"
by Vaughan Derrick October 24, 2008
Get the Celerymug. by Joeys Words. October 7, 2017
Get the Celerymug. by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020
Get the Celerymug. Makes your brain hurt/ makes you think
by Stevensons July 6, 2020
Get the Celerymug. Erin had to call the poison control department when she discovered she had celery growing underneath her cottage in Canada.
by the mike stah March 22, 2009
Get the Celerymug. A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.
As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."
by boatbutter August 22, 2006
Get the False Celerymug.