Celery

One of the worst tasting foods ever to exist. You have to be crazy to eat it

Me-"Michelle why are you eating celery!?"
Michelle-"Celery is so good for you"
Me- "Don't be ridiculous"

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A code name for a girl who watches people on the low-key for security reasons.

Celery where was he going?

Celery I'm shot save yourself.... Get out of here! .......there he was.

Celery by Joeys Words. October 7, 2017

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celery

jane: i spent the night at jason's house!
kate: oh my gosh, did you guys have celery?
jane: yes!!

celery by kelsi_xxx December 9, 2008

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Celery is made from the deepest pits of hell

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Makes your brain hurt/ makes you think

Man, you are being celery right now! Or: Stop being celery!

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A poisonous fungus usually found growing under houses in Southern Ontario.

Erin had to call the poison control department when she discovered she had celery growing underneath her cottage in Canada.

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ex: dwight “all of my beets died”
jim “don’t be so celery about it, look on the bright side!”

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