anti-celebrity 

Being annoyed with, or against the mindless worship of celebrities and the constant use of them as a distracted from real life issues and the common person.

Person A: What the fuck!? More news about Britney? I'm sick of this shit what about what the fuck is going on with our troops?

Person B: God, I didn't know you were so anti-celebrity... Chill out, man.

anti-celebrity by Ally Shaheed January 1, 2008

celebrity name fumbler 

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

celebrity name fumbler by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Celebrity Justice 

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.

Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.

Celebrity Justice by Havana192 September 29, 2009

celebrity ugshot 

a pic of a celebrity, usually female or a starlet, looking so ugly it's criminal.

can be because of lack of makeup and studio lighting in a candid shot, or plastic surgery disasters and looking anorexic.

omg did u c the latest celebrity ugshot of LiLo on perez hilton?

celebrity ugshot by mayasd October 11, 2009

celebrities 

They are full of self-delusion, hypocrisy and attention seeking drug habits. They are spoiled drama queens and usually have absolutely no idea what they're talking about because they're under-educated. They drive cars that cost enough to feed a small country. They provide nothing practical to society and pack-rat millions of dollars all the while claiming to be enlightened humanitarians and giving away a few thousand dollars to charity which they could just as well wipe their ass with.

Celebrities suck. Yeah.

celebrities by cerealtitties January 3, 2006

celebrity 

A lucky slacker multi-millionaire. Rarely has more talent than you or me

J.Lo

celebrity by irene-o November 7, 2003

celebrity jeopardy 

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.

Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss

celebrity jeopardy by Pumba December 24, 2004