hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.

Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.

by Captain Calcium October 5, 2018

Calcium's Demotion Day

Calcium's Demotion Day (CCD for short) is on May 6th, the day Calcium was demoted from the Sirius Discord server.

It is celebrated every May 6th as it brings joy to everyone.

"hey you celebrating Calcium's Demotion Day tomorrow?"

"Of course"

by ILoveDoggos May 6, 2023

calcium

Old old OLD person. So old, they're completely calcified. See also fossil.

Damn, that calcium is so old he farts dust!

by hash July 24, 2003

calcium dust

What the human skin is made of

Calcium dust? Oh no. The team didn’t abandon the space station, they were, disintegrated.

by Prof.gamer February 16, 2018

Calcium tarantula

L RIZZ

CALCIUM TARANTULA IS L RIZZ

by COOL MAAAAAAAAN December 1, 2022

Calcium Pirate

A person who speaks before they think, horrifically ruining any chances. Chances which where very slim to begin with

"He said "I see you found my giant glass of milk" to her... What a Calcium Pirate"

by Majorfail June 18, 2009

calcium kid

A kid called Andrew Duff from scotland who drinks too much fucking milk.

Fuck its the calcium kid, hes gonna kick our asses with his super strong bones

by xXx February 16, 2005