Cigarette Beard

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.

Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.

by ogdemigod May 3, 2013

Cigarette Position

Your partner lays down and you light their ass hairs on fire and inhale from their mouth

Broski me and Mrs.Martinez did cigarette position finally it was fire

by TheRealGeorgeFloyd420 December 4, 2020

Trudeau cigarette

The type of cigarettes we will all be smoking in Canada once Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his Nice Hair officially make marijuana legal.

Hey man I'm just stepping out for a toke break, can I bum a Trudeau cigarette off you?

by thecaptainofmotorboating January 7, 2016

cigarette bitch

One who bums cigarettes instead of buying their own.

John: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Peter: You gonna give me a blowjob for it?
You cigarette bitch!

by Bominog December 17, 2004

Cezar

A fucking god, if your name is Cezar you definitely have a monster cock and every woman wants your cock.
Efectiv zeu sa-mi bag pula daca nu.

Random fraier:Oh your name is Cezar? I bet you have a monster cock.
Someone named Cezar: Yeeah boy you're right.

by Anonymous Denis March 3, 2021

Sitting on a cigar

The need to make a bowel movement.

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.

by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

Cigar Farts

Noun: used to define extremely bad gas one encounters after a night of drinking and smoking cigars.

John: "Man, the case of Budweiser was bad, but I shouldn't have had that second Arturo Fuente last night, I really stunk up the house with my Cigar Farts this morning."

Mike: "John had a bad case of the Cigar Farts this morning. Must have been another night of Bud Heavy and heaters on the rooftop deck last night".

by Arturo Fuente December 23, 2011