cdifgt

Acronym meaning Calm Down I Fuckin Got This. Used when you want to tell someone to get out of your business or back off of you.

Lara - She was all in my space while I was helping a customer. So I told her CDIFGT.

by TheeFORDO November 10, 2011

Chilf

Extremely happy

OHHH IM CHILFED

by Joggie February 16, 2022

CILF

Cougar I'd like to fuck.

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.

by lml March 12, 2008

CILF

Canadian
I'd
Like to
Fuck

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.

by Toomer Head November 13, 2010

CILF

Chinese I'd Like to Fuck

That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package

by RRyson December 14, 2010

CILF

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.

Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".

by keichix August 16, 2010

d-cilf

"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.

ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!

MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.

FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!

MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!

ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.

MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).

ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!

MOM: What's that Honey?

ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?

ANITA: I sure would.

MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.

AUNT FLO: It sure is.

by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006