Xav Camus

Un prof de philosophie chauve qui fait la promotion du doxxing, du dogmatisme et de l'intolérance envers les gens qui ne pensent pas comme lui. Il a la bonne habitude de bloquer sur les médias sociaux les gens dont il parle.

Viens-tu juste de vomir en lisant Twitter?

Oui, je suis tombé sur un post de Xav Camus!

by AllAntifasAreBastards May 25, 2020

camusi

Camusi is the name of the coolest, most creative, and most personable person you'll ever meet. Camusis tend to be sarcastic as hell, and are thirstier than a prostitute in the desert. Camusis can be pretty stubborn, but can usually be persuaded. They are entirely too obsessed with the internet, and do endless amounts of reading, making them kind of nerdy. Camusis are passionate, and will never give up on something they start. They're always coming up with new ideas, and things they want to do. Camusis are outgoing and shy at the same time. They will always be there for you when you need them, and they're the perfect friend. If you ever fall in love with a Camusi, then you'll be in love with them forever. You're lucky if they love you in return. Camusis are extremely intelligent, and are probably destined to achieve something awesome. Camusis are respectful, and are the kind of people your parents want you to date. They're extremely funny, and are incredibly witty.

"Hey, that's an awesome YouTube video!"
"Right? Camusi showed it to me."

"I heard you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend?"
"Yeah, his name is Camusi."
"Wow. Congratulations on scoring a Camusi."

by justincaseyouwantedtoknow May 22, 2014

Camus

An author whose sole purpose in life is to confuse and annoy people with hypocritical philosophy.

hi I'm camus and I love both life and death, it's difficult being this non-existential

by Columbo13 May 8, 2011

Camustianavaig

Camustianavaig is a village situated on the Isle of Skye and is often refered to as 'God's chosen land'. The sun is always shining on Camustianavaig and people leave changed. The inhabitants are one of a kind and the envy of the land.

Camustianavaig is God's chosen land.

by bbbrrrrraaaaaaaap May 3, 2011

Cadmus

Crap.

The car I bought has some serious mechanical issues. It's a real piece of cadmus.

by mikepbgfl June 28, 2009

Catmus

A very far unknown country. It is unknown to the point it is not on google or google maps.

Person 1: Hey! Where are you from?
Person 2: I am from Catmus
Person 1 : Huh, I've never heard of that before

by Kitahe Samni May 24, 2022

Camus

Person that has a small knowledge about sports and general knowledge.

Matteo: Are you a camus?
Mil: No of course not! Apparenlty I'm an almighty god.
Matteo: ohh.

by All knowing person 23 January 4, 2010