adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018
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Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.
Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
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The act of a group of white people overtaking a venue, activity, or location that was previously dominated by black people.
"Shit playa, why'd they have to build that damn ice skating rink downtown anyway? Ain't done nothin for the city but result in a caucasion invasion....lord knows no brothas use that damn ice rink."
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On the walk home I spotted 3 people on carcations, one was playing on his phone, another was eating a bag of chips and the third just looked at the house with a sense of dread.
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