They stole my car which had all my money and my dog in it then ran over my momma while stealing it. That day was such a Catastrofuck
by Sweetbuttlovin July 15, 2020
A word first used (to my knowledge) by John Stewart, host of the awesomely successful "The Daily Show With John Stewart" on Comedy Central. Combining the words "catastrophe" and "fuck," Stewart created a word describing:
1. A catastrophe with a solution so unforeseen, that it's tangled in a web that no man (or government) can reach it.
2. A bad situation that resulted in an awkward and unintentional sexual encounter.
1. A catastrophe with a solution so unforeseen, that it's tangled in a web that no man (or government) can reach it.
2. A bad situation that resulted in an awkward and unintentional sexual encounter.
"The war in Iraq has become a total catastrofuck!"
"Man, last night, I was so drunk, I think I catastrofucked!"
"Man, last night, I was so drunk, I think I catastrofucked!"
by Patches O'Malley June 19, 2009
When a hell-hole meets a cataclysm. Coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show when talking about the situation in Iraq.
by Raynar October 05, 2006
"If it is seen that our country is trying to redefine the Geneva convetion to meet the needs of the CIA why can't every other country redefine the Geneva convention to meet the needs of their secret police, it would be a disaster." "Yes a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now.. ah what's called when a Hellhole hits a Cataclym? A... ah.. Catastrofuck."
by Quotes attributed to Senitor Lindsey Graham and Jon Stewart October 05, 2006
The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond
by Nhlamza February 08, 2019
by Flower Singing Man November 16, 2018
"so why did they split up?,they have a kid together for christ sake"
"well apparently he had sex with his ex girlfriend and she found out and kicked him out"
"wow, total catastrofuck"
"well apparently he had sex with his ex girlfriend and she found out and kicked him out"
"wow, total catastrofuck"
by lowgold December 07, 2011