A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.
Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !
by EightBall August 9, 2012
Get the Captain Tampon mug.A character in the popular BBC series of Doctor Who and the spin off Torchwood. Played by John Barrowman, MBE. Captain Jack first appeared in the episode " The Empty Child" . Unfortunately Jack dies in his travels with the Doctor but is reserected by Rose when she absorbs the time vortex , it is later discovered that he is immortal. In the Future Jack is knowen as the face of Boe. Jack is the first non-heterosexual character in Doctor Who. A flirt Jack has often been referred to as a "walking innuendo".
Jack: Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.
Martha: Martha Jones.
Jack: Nice to meet you Martha Jones.
The Doctor: Oh don't start!
Jack: I was only saying hello.
Martha: I don't mind.
Jack: Doctor.
The Doctor: Captain.
Jack: Good to see you.
The Doctor: And you. Same as ever. Although. Have you had work done?
Jack: You can talk.
by TheNerp December 20, 2014
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Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.
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"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"
"Yeah..."
"Captain's revenge."
"You eat Oops! All Berries lately"
"Yeah..."
"Captain's revenge."
by A name not already being used January 28, 2012
Get the Captain's Revenge mug.An example of a CHAR, a man that should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier. Many don't like his attitade of escaping from reality, so they don't want to be with him. Some are going to gather the information T.
*Excerpt from Kai Shiden's letter*
“to Hayato Kobayashi:
It was nice to see you again.
Do you know have many years have passed since I saw you last?
How’s your wife FRAW BAW and kids?
They sare should be happy with you.
I wish I were you.
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR.
He should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier.
I really don’t like his attitade of escaping from reality.
So I don’t want to be with him.
I am going to gather the information T.”
“to Hayato Kobayashi:
It was nice to see you again.
Do you know have many years have passed since I saw you last?
How’s your wife FRAW BAW and kids?
They sare should be happy with you.
I wish I were you.
Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR.
He should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier.
I really don’t like his attitade of escaping from reality.
So I don’t want to be with him.
I am going to gather the information T.”
by SRX October 4, 2011
Get the Captain Quattro mug.A lethal combination of smarts and fire power. This cybernetic genius can do everything you can do and more. He's got his own re-loaders and can link with his base to generate units from opening, and, every time you beat Sky Captain he gets a little tougher.
by Rory G2003 October 8, 2008
Get the Sky Captain mug.Harry styles once yelled “Cacta!” Instead of “cactus” while singing his song Kiwi, and we all thought he glitched.
by ThatOneArtHoe September 6, 2020
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