by Pogo Labeau August 27, 2005
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by Amanda June 28, 2004
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The fat dude on South park.
Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way
Dislikes: Just about everything else
Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
Cartman: Not racism?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Okama?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not blasphemy?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not getting my way?
Kenny: Mf.
Cartman: Not interested.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008
Get the cartman mug.Cartman is quite possible the most perfectly witty and intelligent cartoon character ever created. If one just looks past the blatant racism and accept that the use of cartman is to just mock everything bad about society, you'll find it quite funny.
Cartman: That's it I'm not following this god damn hippy around anymore
Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way
Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee
Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way
Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee
by FIZZLEnizzle August 11, 2006
Get the Cartman mug.Eric Theodore Cartman is not only (easily) the best character on South Park, but one of the best characters in television history, and dare I say fiction.
Cartman is the shit. Period.
by Adrian December 28, 2007
Get the Cartman mug.Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.
by Name Name173 March 30, 2008
Get the cartman mug.Eric Theodore Cartman is the awesomest person in South Park, he is an Anti-Semitic racist intolerant narcistic fat 4 grader which lives in South Park,Colorado. He is also the most intelligent of the kids of the 4 heroes, but uses his intelligence in the way no normal person does. His heroe is Adolf Hitler.
Clyde: I've got better things to do.
Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?
Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.
Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
Clyde: No.
Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
Eric Cartman: Clyde, Clyde, if you had the chance right now to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it? I mean, I personally wouldn't; however, because I think it was awesome, but you would, right?
Clyde: I'm just gonna stop playing.
Eric Cartman: When Hitler rose to power, a lot of people just stopped playing. And you know who those people were? The French. Are you French, Clyde?
Clyde: No.
Eric Cartman: Voulez-vous cous chez avec-moi, Clyde?
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