A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.
It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.
It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.
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Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"
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The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
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Get the Magnus Carlsen mug.Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.
Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm
by stray April 13, 2005
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He's an amazing man and a wonderful specimen you will forever want to keep him close in your life, as a lover or friend, watch out ladies you'll never find another like a Juan Carlos.
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Juan Carlos self titled, a man of his own.
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A lover, a fighter and a stop in the middle of traffic man to pic your a red rose.. He is Juan Carlos.
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A lover, a fighter and a stop in the middle of traffic man to pic your a red rose.. He is Juan Carlos.
by Skulltress November 8, 2015
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This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".
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