Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

Cringus

A term reserved for people who cause others to cring outwardly or inwardly.

Man, the chips ahoy ads were real cringuses.

by Nibot99 December 10, 2021

carling

A Norwegian sport where you push a guy named Carl across ice. Not to be confused with curling.

Hey did you watch carling last night?

Yeah Canada totally dominated the US in the final rounds with some nice broom works.

WTF, I said carling not curling you loser. Who watches curling anyways, it's like hockey minus the speed and excitement.

by sulo251 February 27, 2010

carling

Anal sex

Originating from the Deftones song Pink Cellphone. "Carling, Hot Carling Academy, its a school where you go to learn how to buttfuck"

by enjoy carmia April 5, 2009

carling

Beer brewed in the UK by Coors
A great Pint...cheap and good quality
Also Current Sponsers of Rangers and Celtic FC

SO It'll be another Carling i take it? Hell yeah..cheap and good my man!

by Kev_scotland August 12, 2006

canalingus

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

by floorwax June 23, 2009

earlingus

A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead

I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!

by earlingus October 15, 2012