Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016

death cable 

An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.

John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a death cable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."

death cable by shapiro_slayer_69 September 6, 2019

Caleb Logan 

An amazing boy who sadly passsed away on October 1st 2015 at the age of 13. He made so many people smile and will be missed dearly.

'Caleb Logan is my favourite youtuber'

Caleb Logan by Caleblogan-bby April 26, 2017

CalebCity 

A YouTuber and former Viner best known for his skits that he mostly does alone, often portraying himself as multiple different characters. He is arguably one of the few YouTubers on the platform that is actually funny without trying too hard.

Many of CalebCity’s skits often make fun of commonly used tropes or features in media and/or create a highly exaggerated scenario from certain situations.

CalebCity by GunnyMan4 April 6, 2020

caleb fox 

A bit gay really. Disliked by many. Sheep shagger. Only plays fort nite. Loves penis like @bloodcratfer like them epic victory royals.

I hit that Caleb Fox like Hitler hit dab.

caleb fox by Thesheep destroyer January 16, 2019

caleb mclaughlin 

Caleb is a 15-years-old boy who plays Lucas at Stranger Things. He's the nicest and sweetest human ever, he always take care for the fans and says that we should love us no matter why. He's an inspiration for all of us. He's a great dancer by the way.

Caleb McLaughlin is awesome!

caleb mclaughlin by estlla May 13, 2017

suicide cable 

A simple electrical cord that has prongs on both ends. Thus, if you plug one end in to a live outlet, the exposed prongs are energized and dangerous.

Such a device is actually useful, for example, to "inject" power into a dead circuit from a generator. However, due to the inherent safety issues, you generally can't find them for purchase, nor would a licensed electrician ever provide you with one. Thus, do-it-yourself handymen are left to splice together their own version of this device (probably making them unsafer).

When the hurricane hit and the power went out, I fired up the generator and jacked it in to the outlet in my garage with a suicide cable; at least I was able to run a few lights and my refrigerator.

suicide cable by DefinitiveDan December 17, 2012