caroompas

A WEIRD ASS BITCH

I hate this teacher WE SHOULD CALL HER CAROOMPAS

by HULLOHI December 20, 2017

Flag

Get the caroompas mug.

Cardom

This term is attributed to the achievement of the ultimate form of orgasmic expression. To acquire this rank, you must ejaculate, defecate, and vomit simultaneously. Only a very select few individuals across time have been able to obtain this rank - such as Leonardo DaVinci, Albert Einstein, Nostradamus and Elon Musk.

Modern day practitioners of this ancient technique will often add the term (Cardom) in parentheses after their name on their Facebook profiles to highlight this achievement.

The secret to achieving Cardom was revealed to Tom Hanks during filming of the DaVinci Code

Cardom is much deeper than just doing "The Triple", it is a state of zen that your body enters before release

by Spanky Finkelstein February 24, 2025

Flag

Get the Cardom mug.

Related Words

cardoom • Cardom • Cardioman • Cardiomaniac • Cardiomasterbation • Cardiomegaly • cardiomelanosis • cardiomuscular • Cardiomyo...dystrophy • CarDomain

Cardonomics

The act of buying and selling on pokemon cards (or trading cards in general) in order to make a profit, to complete a collection, or both.

Portmanteau of (trading) card and economics

In order to make a bit more money, I decided to get into the cardonomics business.

by ErPhox05 July 31, 2025

Flag