Capovers

when you previously typed something extremely dramatic using caps lock, then returning to normal conversation, or another friend entirely, you accidentally sent a message in all caps. possibly resulting in people thinking your a drama queen.

person A to person B
"HEY MAN!, IM TIRED OF YOUR F***ING S***, LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE"

person C to person A
"hey dude, do you wanna go to the movies tonight?"

Person A
"YEA SURE, I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO"
person C
"dude, chill out"
person A
"sorry dude, capovers"

by s0adave March 14, 2010

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.

by thisisntme March 26, 2012

captive

A person who is taken prisoner or an animal who was been took out of it habitat and is being used

SeaWorld holds captive orcas for show and attraction

by DJ_Sharpshooter April 12, 2017

CAPTENKADENP

A CAPTENKADENP (Also known as Cap) is a man dedicated to discord pedophilia. It's also a BVE leadstaff who likes to support fascism and bullies Africans.

"Lmao, you post like Cap."
"Hey, don't touch me, you little Cap."
"When am I going to rank up from Builder to Leadstaff, Capten's rank"
"I hate you sev, you smell like Capten"
There are tons of ways you can use the word "CAPTENKADENP". Now die.

by imi89 April 17, 2018

Captein MacMillan

CoD Modern Warfare 4

I gone make your mom wish she never got drunk in a prim used a Twix paper insted of a cundum and made that fat body full of flesch. Captein macmillan

by Cod MW 4 December 4, 2018

Captives

An older American vernacular term for Newspapers.

Deliver boy: I don’t see your New York Times Ma’am

Person : can you recheck I need my captives to start my research for a project today

by Freddie Hill December 13, 2020

catventory

When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.

I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.

by kaman25 May 29, 2021