Affectionate term for your produce-playmate
After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.
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Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.
Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....
Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!
Her: These rocks are pointy.....
Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!
Her: These rocks are pointy.....
by NotAGoatScrewer February 12, 2018
Get the Cantaloupe mug.The large bubble in a woman's pants directly below her belt. The name is derived from the visual similarity to a cantaloupe being stuffed into the woman's pants around the "cunt". It is usually found in overweight middle aged women who work in various office settings. See also FUPA.
I went to the dentist today and when the receptionist stood up it looked like a canteloupe was stuffed in the front of her pants. She had a huge cuntaloupe.
by BigSmooth13 December 12, 2007
Get the cuntaloupe mug.A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.
'May I please have a cantaloupe?'
by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017
Get the Cantaloupe mug.A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.
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Get the Cantanope mug.A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.
The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!
The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.
The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!
The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.
Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.
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