anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

Carole Baskin

THIS BITCH KILLED HER HUSBAND PUT HIM THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND THEN FED HIS ASS TO TIGERS. SHE SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL

Carole Baskin: KILLED HER HUSBAND WACKING CANT CONVINCE ME IT DIDNT HAPPEN FED HIM TO TIGERS HE SNACKIN CAROLE BASKIN

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 5, 2020

candlefog

Instagram user I only follow cuz it’s a girl

“I followed candlefog” said jake
“Not that ig user again” said Christine

by Candlefog lover August 5, 2022

Flesh Canoe

1. A vagina

2. An awesome song by Animal Collective.

1. "Dude, I totally stuck my meat stick in her flesh canoe."

2. "First I got high, then listened to Flesh Canoe. It was
amazing."

by ef8834787yujnfjjjjjjjjp1o1s1n1e1g37489okmkfd April 7, 2008

juice canoe

slang term for the female genitalia.

yo son, i'mma ride that bitch's juice canoe.

by the brothers turk January 17, 2012

melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

Fuck your canoe

A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."

The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."

The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.

The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.

The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"

And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."

by LMontiel July 29, 2012