a gay ass website for online school where the teachers don't even know what they're doing half the time
student 1: did you do the 20 spanish assignments in canvas?
student 2: no, the teacher didn't put them in for everyone, so half the class is gonna fail
student 2: no, the teacher didn't put them in for everyone, so half the class is gonna fail
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see definition: smurf
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if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries
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In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.
How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.
see definition: smurf
In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.
How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.
by greenmaninto September 30, 2009
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Ashley says she’s a canasexual because she loves having sex after she smokes a little bit of weed. The orgasms are so much more intense and it’s like time stands still.
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Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!
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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?
Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.
Dave: Yeah she wasn't the best, nice jizz canvas though!
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Barry: Have you seen the new girl in accounting?
Alan: Caught a glimpse of the backend of it before, what's the jizz canvas like?
Barry: favourable.
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A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.
In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.
In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.
by duh-nee December 15, 2007
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