An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl
by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011
Get the Cozmo complainer mug.Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.
Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."
A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.
A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.
by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014
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Someone who gets sexually aroused by complaining about literally everything. Most commonly, these periods of erotic stimulation are triggered by conversational topics such as religion, bike lane bylaws, politics, and whether Seinfeld was a good show.
Jack: its so awkward going for coffee with that guy because he's a huge cumblainer.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
Jill: I know what you mean, if I wanted cream all up in my coffee I'd just bring my own.
I got with this old dude last night who was taking forever to reach completion. Then I realized he was a cumblainer so I put on the John Gormley radio show. He blew his load in two pumps and it came out like a gysler.
by BigDaddyJayJay May 2, 2021
Get the Cumblainer mug.1. a whiney emo dick who posts things on urban dictoinary complaining about how much emos dont cut themselves just for attention and how being emo is about the music.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! of these emo shits who cut because "they just wanna get away from the pain" your not removing the pain, your converting it to physical pain
thats like if you had a fire and you put it out then the stuff you put it out with left radiation.
also they complain about how much people bash on them, we bash on you because it must be done to feed your false sense of self hate! if no one bashed on emos, there would be no emos so take the "pain" and shut the fuck up!
2. a person who complains so much it seems emo.
3. the many people who will most likely post on this talking about how much i am wrong and how emos dont complain very much and how they dont cry and slit thier wrists and thats only poseurs and blah blah blah
4. a person who is emo who talks about how they dont conform, yet they conform to the emo clone army
well im done lets see what you got emos
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! of these emo shits who cut because "they just wanna get away from the pain" your not removing the pain, your converting it to physical pain
thats like if you had a fire and you put it out then the stuff you put it out with left radiation.
also they complain about how much people bash on them, we bash on you because it must be done to feed your false sense of self hate! if no one bashed on emos, there would be no emos so take the "pain" and shut the fuck up!
2. a person who complains so much it seems emo.
3. the many people who will most likely post on this talking about how much i am wrong and how emos dont complain very much and how they dont cry and slit thier wrists and thats only poseurs and blah blah blah
4. a person who is emo who talks about how they dont conform, yet they conform to the emo clone army
well im done lets see what you got emos
Emo Fag:*sniff sniff* NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW HARD IT IS TO BE EMO!
Man:then stop.....
Emo Fag:what?
Man:just stop cutting yourself, crying, attempting suicide and writing shitty music
Emo Fag:but its how i feel!
Man:as if! like you actually hate getting so many gifts from your parents and how well off you are
Emo Fag:BUT BUT
Man:shut the fuck up
Emo Complainer:that isnt a real emo!
Man:who the fuck are you?
Emo Complainer:us emos dont cry and whine! we dont cut ourselves thats a scene!
Man's GF:honey what are you doing?
Man:just emo bashing, honey
Man's GF:HAH what a buncha emo faggots
Emo Complainer:SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *sob sob sniff* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND *thinking:remeber you hate life and yourself, you hate life and yourself.... but then again... NO FUCK PREPS!*
Man:this example is getting to long i'm out, c'mon honey
p.s. im not a prep or any of that shit because i am a real non conformist emo fuckers
Man:then stop.....
Emo Fag:what?
Man:just stop cutting yourself, crying, attempting suicide and writing shitty music
Emo Fag:but its how i feel!
Man:as if! like you actually hate getting so many gifts from your parents and how well off you are
Emo Fag:BUT BUT
Man:shut the fuck up
Emo Complainer:that isnt a real emo!
Man:who the fuck are you?
Emo Complainer:us emos dont cry and whine! we dont cut ourselves thats a scene!
Man's GF:honey what are you doing?
Man:just emo bashing, honey
Man's GF:HAH what a buncha emo faggots
Emo Complainer:SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *sob sob sniff* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND *thinking:remeber you hate life and yourself, you hate life and yourself.... but then again... NO FUCK PREPS!*
Man:this example is getting to long i'm out, c'mon honey
p.s. im not a prep or any of that shit because i am a real non conformist emo fuckers
by fuckoffemo March 25, 2009
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by Richard Complainarian January 16, 2009
Get the Complainarian mug.politics A person running (campainging) against the career, well financed politician, most often the already multi-termed incumbent who is generally unpopular, but whose endurance in office, despite multitudes of complaints, is legendary see: TEDDI KENNEDY. His (the encumbant's) bags of tricks are as large as the encumberring bags of looted taxes, illegal campaign contributions, and amassed-in-office personal wealth. All elections end, but the non-incumbent's complaning continues (ala: Al Gore).
1. We have not heard the end of the last election's camplaigner, the democrats.
2. Its mid-Septmber and the complaining and whining have already started. Usually the 'CAMPLAINER' does start until October in election years.
2. Its mid-Septmber and the complaining and whining have already started. Usually the 'CAMPLAINER' does start until October in election years.
by Mosey Mann September 19, 2006
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