king canute

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

carnutt

When you look at the car to the left of you and there’s a sexy ass girl so you nut but you are in a car so you basically carnut

My seats are sticky cause I just carnutted

by Sleepnutter64 July 13, 2018

camnation

When you anger or upset a Cam, you are subject to Camnation. If you don't apologise, fear for your life because you've probably gave him your address at least once in the past.

Person 1: Dude, I accidentally pissed off a Cam.

Person 2: You're an idiot. Now you're gonna face Camnation.

by the man ever April 8, 2022

canuter valve

To test ones knowledge of auto mechanics

Excuse me Mr. Auto mechanic the canuter valve is a little off

by NayNay McGregor January 30, 2024

Canuto

It means joint or a doobie in the Spanish language. Also could be a name in Spain.

Quieres fumar un canuto?

by lilloke951 October 8, 2024

canute

evil, knee-deep butthole rape

“i got a c- on my test, im going to canute the science teacher.”

by sillysilly07 February 6, 2025

Camputer Fishmix

Camputer fishmix is made up slang for a vape. The term was created by the rapper Ruben Slikk and is referenced in many of his songs.

"Smokin on the camputer fishmix
E-juice taste like a cantaloupe" -Ruben Slikk in the song Wishbonez

by karmakazuya August 11, 2025