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Wankers' Callous

'Wankers' Callous' is loosely defined by the New England Journal of Wankology as "any light abrasion to the shaft of the penis due to either excessive or angry wanking". Whilst cases of Wankers' Callous are historically rare, when it occurs the event can be overwhelming as a short hiatus from masturbation is mandatory.
Doctor: Timmy, I'm afraid you've developed Wankers' Callous. You'll need to lay off the angry wanking; you've wanked your foreskin raw.

Hitler: Doctor Goldman just informed me that mein wankers' callous will not heal until I stop beating mein mutterzerkleinerungsmaschine. All the Jews must pay for this diagnosis.

Timmy: Doctor, your diagnosis made me so angry that I angry wanked my foreskin straight off my penis. It flew out of my hand and down my mother's throat. She died from asphyxiation.
by BGH122 May 21, 2010
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ass callous

The toughness built up in and around the rectum of a man due to manual fondling of his butt or from the friction of getting stuck in the butt.
I love building up an ass callous so that guys can run trains on me...
by LovesItInIt June 22, 2008
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Callous Conservatism

Conservatives who belive that government should reflect their views and no one elses. They tend to behind the attack on cultural pluralism.
A term that is mostly attached to Conservatives who are on the Far Right.
"Because of Callous Conservatism money that would gone to releaving the poor and improving education went to tax cuts for the rich" cried the the angry man at Town Meeting.
by ????^_^???? October 3, 2006
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Callous Yob

Words used commonly by newspapers in the United Kingdom to name degenerate youths. Yob is 'boy' backward and it was used to refer to lower class boys by the upper class commonly in the 19th century. Words are generally used at the beginning of a sentence followed by a petty crime which benefits no-one that the yobs have committed.
Newspaper: "Callous Yobs break octogenarians mobility scooter while laughing."
by yeah buoy September 24, 2018
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Computer callous

A computer callous is located on the heel of your hand, usually the hand you use to move your mouse.

It is usually caused by the heel of your hand being rubbed against the mouse mat for long periods of time, usually during all nighters on the internet.

A computer callous is most often a little more red than your usual skin tone and is quite soft and smooth.
Hoshit, I've been on the computer so long I've aquired a computer callous.
by Hollydollie August 21, 2009
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calloused

Having calluses; toughened: callous skin on the elbow.
Some of the calloused and discolored skin will rub off.
by freckled September 28, 2014
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