celibation

A celebration of celibacy.

"Yo bro, let's not feel bad about becoming born again virgins. Instead lets have a celibation!"

by bwegs February 13, 2012

celebration injury

An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.

After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.

by yes juanito yes November 2, 2014

Diamondwood Celebration

the act of ejaculating while having Diamond wood

"I had a Diamondwood celebration on Lisa's face last night."

by The swagenator April 18, 2008

food celebration

A song someone sings when they are very hungry and about to eat. The song expresses the excitement that the food will provide when ingested.

Mark - "Food food food food food food food food"
John - "wtf was that, a food celebration?"

by Mark O August 24, 2007

celebration sex

Having sex on a special occasion such as an anniversary, birthday, promotion or team win. Has been known to result in producing offspring nine months later.

It was her birthday and our team just won the title, so it was the perfect storm for celebration sex.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

percussion calibration

The process of beating the snot out of a piece of equipment to get it to work properly

I had to perform a minor percussion calibration on that IBM workstation until it cooperated.

by D. Williams September 2, 2005

Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.

"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."

by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008