Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*
Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”
Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”
Teacher: “What did you drop?”
Brooke: “My calculator.”
Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”
Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”
Teacher: “What did you drop?”
Brooke: “My calculator.”
Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
by brookemt057 March 27, 2019
Get the Calculator mug.The act of counting the monetary value of Christmas gifts when compared to a brother/sister/spouse, just to make sure you get equal or greater value. Apparently if the calculator doesnt add up, you can complain, whine, bitch and moan until fair value is returned in future gifts.
WOW, Nana's Christmas Calculator was working overtime last night! We better go get her another Gift Card cause she got shorted and ripped off by $11.28.
by sarjas December 28, 2011
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for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..
me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!
me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!
me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!
by crookedplanks October 7, 2010
Get the calculator mug.by Senor Cool September 24, 2007
Get the Calculator mug.The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.
Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!
Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.
by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008
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by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019
Get the Catculator mug.After the no calculator math sections of the SAT, everyone disperse for their five minute break. When they return, everyone screams CALCULATOR HOURS as they pull out their TI-84's. Everyone except for Stephen Hawking that is.
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