Cakey mess

When you shit, cum and piss in a blanket and wrap the female in it making her look like she is covered in cake mix

My girl was being bare cheeky so I decided to get kinky and I did a cakey mess

by Hintwat May 19, 2016

caked out

When you have a lot of money

Bovice:You got change for a ten
Orison:Naw all i got is 10 50 dollar bills
Bovice:Damn you caked out today

by Mr. 301 August 17, 2008

cakey

when seeing a girl/guy wearing too much makeup that is visible from a distance.

She's so cakey! Her face looks so old!

by AMMMMMMMMMM February 27, 2011

Cakey Shitter!

Another term from St.Helens, England.
It is an insult which means you have ate too much cake and when you shit, shit out cake and therefor have a "cakey shitter", this can also be related to Smelling that cake.

Quinny: You've got a Cakey Shitter!
Jones: Eurgh, fuck off!

by Cake Bøi November 25, 2010

caked in it

when a person has taken a lot of alcohol on board and is very intoxicated.

Look how drunk he is! He's definitely caked in it.

by Reagy December 7, 2016

caked out

When a person, typically a woman, has a big butt / ass.

Damn dude, Lindsay is fucking caked out.

by YourNiceStepBro July 25, 2021

Cakey

1) To have a large booty; a beautiful butt

"Yo J you see that girl over there she's kinda cakey"

"yeah man she's bangin"

by Big Poppa the Laker Fan June 17, 2009