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Capitalist America

The response by Russia over the "Soviet Russia" sensation. A place where corporate greed, excess, and the all-around idea of "Only In 'Merica" dominate....

...except in reversal.
In Capitalist America, bank rob you!

In Capitalist America, food eat you!

In Capitalist America, government elect you!
by politico18 October 23, 2011
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welfare capitalists

Basically every one in Washington. They give money to people who cannot work because they would rather sit at home. What they should do is use the money and use it to fix roads, thus creating jobs. They also could stop handing out money to the corporate America for doing nothing but hurting America by keeping all the money to themselves.
Washington is a bunch of Welfare Capitalists
by nnggffdd June 29, 2011
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Anarcho capitalist

A person whose philosophy is based on the idea of individual sovereignty, and a prohibition against theft, coercion and fraud. It sees the only just basis for law as arising from private property norms and an unlimited right of contract between free and sovereign individuals. From this basis, anarcho-capitalism rejects the state as an unjustified monopolist and systematic aggressor against sovereign individuals, and embraces anti-statist laissez-faire capitalism. Anarcho-capitalists would aim to protect individual liberty and property by replacing government monopoly, which is involuntarily funded through theft by taxation, with private, competing businesses that use physical force only in defense of liberty and property against aggressors. Hence, they believe that all goods and services, including law, order, and security, should be supplied through the mechanism of a free market.
Anarcho capitalists know that when you keep all of what you produce, you have an incentive to produce more, thus the whole of society benefits greatly from each individuals inherent greed.
by Haremmaster April 27, 2006
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Casualist

A person who refuses to take any advice no matter what, and frames every single person giving advice as a toxic elitist.
Usually known for making everyone's lives harder than they need to be.
Originates from the commonly known MMO "Final Fantasy XIV" but can be applied to pretty much any situation.
Player: "Could you please use your AoE to grab aggro"
Casualist Tank: "Dont tell me how to play the game you toxic Elitist"
*continues to use single target abilities on a mob pack while the healer get slaughtered
by Akashiro Krax July 16, 2020
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cainist

Someone who beats ableists over the head with a rock until they die.
Person 1: "Did you see Ted kill that guy with a rock?"
Person 2: "It's okay, Ted's a cainist."
by giogiodagiostar May 9, 2023
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cannabistro

a cafe where its you smoke cannabis.
Hey, we're all going to go down to the cannabistro, eh? Wanna come?
by the anarchist June 17, 2004
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Nomad Capitalist

Someone who follows global trends and moves his/her money, business, and/or person to the country or countries where they are treated best. They don't stay in a country that overtaxes them or deprives them of freedom just because its "patriotic". Someone who seeks out the best opportunities anywhere and takes advantage, never becoming complacent.
Bob's family moved from Zimbabwe to the United States, only to find out the government is taking away their economic freedoms. So they moved to Singapore and opened a bank account in Switzerland. They're Nomad Capitalists.
by Nomad Capitalist March 22, 2013
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