CAF
CAF by DJCRAZYLEGS November 23, 2011
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Stands for "Corny As F*%&". Often said after someone goes too far with a joke, is serious about a dumb topic, or uses a song lyric in casual conversation,
Person 1 (trying on a shirt): "It doesn't fit."
Person 2: "Your head is too big to fit in the hole."
Person 1: "That's what she said!"
Person 3: "Oooooh, that's what she saiiiiidddd" (to the tune of 'Whatcha Say' by Jason DeRulo)
Person 2: That's frickin CAF!
Person 2: "Your head is too big to fit in the hole."
Person 1: "That's what she said!"
Person 3: "Oooooh, that's what she saiiiiidddd" (to the tune of 'Whatcha Say' by Jason DeRulo)
Person 2: That's frickin CAF!
CAF by Cafmeister January 8, 2010
caf
"caf", pronounced like "calf", stands for "Creepy Ass Fuck", as in, someone who is extremely creepy and lacking in normal social skills. cafs can be either male or female. cafs like to overdose on drawing and viewing anime characters, overuse the phrase "epic fail", and most recently, have been seen hanging around theatre auditoriums and public chatroom sites. they generally do not smell good, and are rarely seen moving from place to place (they are usually just sitting at their current location). cafs like to call themselves names of inanimate objects, like "noodle", or "ketchup", and ask of everyone they meet to be called by their preferred "nickname". cafs blatantly like to blurt out random facts, as if they were part of a "bing" commercial. both males and females put as little effort into their attire as possible, rarely change their outfits, and usually smell pretty bad.
i was standing next to this really smelly, creepy dude in line for harry potter tickets.
oh, you mean a caf??
oh, you mean a caf??
caf by marshalltheatre May 28, 2011
CAF
CAF-
Acronym: Classy As Fuck-
A state of being or a description of a group of activites that one can participate in that are normally only reserved for royalty and the wealthy.
Acronym: Classy As Fuck-
A state of being or a description of a group of activites that one can participate in that are normally only reserved for royalty and the wealthy.
1.) Lewis: Hey mayne what are you doing tonight?
T-Pain: Eh I don't know bro, but were definitely getting CAF.
2.) Lauren: "Kimmie, why are you eating like that, that is totally not CAF!"
3.) Reamsicle: "O! FT-Squared, Where were you last night? That party was CAF. Wine was flowing and there were even finger foods!
T-Pain: Eh I don't know bro, but were definitely getting CAF.
2.) Lauren: "Kimmie, why are you eating like that, that is totally not CAF!"
3.) Reamsicle: "O! FT-Squared, Where were you last night? That party was CAF. Wine was flowing and there were even finger foods!