caedon

Caedon is the kind of guy who is extremely goofy and rarely serious. He can be a complete asshole, but you can't help but love him. He also complains a lot about the most random things. He's socially awkward around people he's not used to seeing, but once you get to know him, you'll see how crazy he really is.

wow, i want to be a caedon

by all the usernames!!! June 7, 2016

Canton, MI

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.

Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.

by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018

North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

by Paul June 19, 2004

Cantona

Living legend who played for Manchester United otherwise known as god

Ohh... Ah... Cantona!

by Anoymous February 16, 2004

Capetonian

Someone from Cape Town.

Welcome home, Capetonians!

by George McBob August 24, 2009

Caedon

The cutest bean bear in the world. He is a strong boi who has been hurt many times but he is a man of honor and ...he is kind, loyal and very smart...if you meet him, you are blessed. He is your true friend and if you are in a relationship with him...he is loving, sentimental, and a amazing adventure and life partner.

You: I really love this ,Caedon ...he a real goofball

by Cynder Bear January 1, 2020

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010