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Corporal

The bastard who keeps everything running and in line with their own special brand of thinking that may seem nonsensical to all those who don't know how the majestic Corporal's mind works as they keep things running smoothly and keeps the other NCO's in check.
The corporal will fix everything.
by 02david12 July 13, 2017
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corporal carpet

An individual that lives on the edge, isn't afraid to put his life on the line for the trippy hallucinations that an illegal substance may cause.
Dude, he was taking Xans like they were tic-tacs last night, he is such a corporal carpet!
by duemoturion June 4, 2017
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Corporal

A Noncommissioned Officer (NCO) in various armed forces, of a rank immediately below sergeant, or, in Canada, a master corporal. Also the rank above a Private.
Lawrence: Hey I just got promoted from a Private!
Jason: Oh! Now you're a Corporal!
GO ARMY.
by schoolboyjason1 August 10, 2009
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corporal cuddling

v; The act of cuddling, snuggling or hugging an unwilling participant to the point where it feels like a form of punishment. The word is derived from a combination of the definitions of corporal punishment and cuddle and may be applied to any situation where Person A wants to cuddle or hug but Person B does not.

More often than not, corporal cuddling occurs after sex, where the Female wants to cuddle or spoon and talk about their feelings and the Male just wants to go to sleep. Sometimes the roles can be reversed, but this is an extremely rare event. However, this definition can also apply to anyone that does not want to be hugged, spooned or touched for any reason.
"Did you see that emo ? He's corporal cuddling everyone in sight."

"I hate my roommate! He starts arguments with me and then tries to corporal cuddle me to 'make up'! Uggggh! I don't wanna touch that kid!"

"My girlfriend is corporal cuddling me every time we have sex. I wish she'd just shut up and go to sleep or something. lol"
by Alycia H. April 20, 2008
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Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out
"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."
by Corporal J April 18, 2016
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Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant)

lord of the sheeps!!!! bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Corporal Wilson (soon sergeant) is a sheep" will says "bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Finlay says
by the sheep follower March 1, 2023
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corporal

one who drinks himself to slepp, usually found in the nude, nestling for berries in the mist. See AA also
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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