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Cactapuss

When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.

During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
"I need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss"

"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"

"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"
by Ti-Hans March 31, 2009
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Cacapuss

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A dirty pussy
A humid and smelly snatch
You tell your bestfriend, "Ay, your sister has a Cacapuss. All the homies smell the same."
by Amanda Hernandez April 2, 2008
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Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.
JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.
by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009
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Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.
I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.
by The Fish. October 19, 2009
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catapus

A creature that can live on land or in water that at first appears to be a bizarre, twisted, knotty piece of tree branch or root. They can be any size but can be seen only under the influence of mind expanding substances or by children.
We went canoeing on mushrooms and saw many catapus along the banks of the Fox river.
by Follows Herons May 8, 2006
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Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.
Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.
by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016
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cactipus

A vagina that was shaved, but has been allowed to grow stubble for a few days creating a surface similar to the needles of a cactus.
Man, my face is raw after eating that cactipus last night.
by montucky May 11, 2010
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