cacti fetish

1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.

2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti

1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish

2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.

by Dimitri Bogenscar December 25, 2015

Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.

"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"

by Hycelot July 31, 2016

Cactopopolis

IFunny user who posts tumblr reposts 12-15 times a day. Is also running an army to take over Texas. You may accidentally read it as Cactopolis but it is actually Cactopopolis, kind of like a Cactus city.

IFunny user 1: Hey look Cactopolis got Featured again!
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
IFunny user 1: Oh yeah

by Cactopopolis August 15, 2018

Cactus Party

Two hairy people fucking

I Joined in on the biggest Cactus party at work yesterday

by titfuck69 April 19, 2009

sprayed cactus

Pulling out after sex and ejaculating onto a stubble covered vagina

She hasnt shaved in 5 days and it was tearing me up! I just did my thing, sprayed cactus and I was outta there!

by goat71 December 12, 2007

cacta

That one night during that one show, Harry Styles yelled CACTA instead of cactus while singing his song Kiwi. We think he glitches out for a hot sec.

“Dude did you hear Harry yell “cacta”? It’s the funniest thing, it’s like he glitched or sumthin.”

by ThatOneArtHoe September 6, 2020

ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005