Cactapus

A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.

That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com

by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010

cactaceous

Two definitions:

Archaic: cactus-like or prickly

21st Century: awesome, bad, cool, something or someone really good or excellent.

"This party is cactaceous!" " That girl is cactaceous!"

by Sullyart January 23, 2010

cacopath

Someone who is mentally ill in the way that they have sudden and loud laugh attacks and act slightly retarded.

It's ok, she's only a cacopath.

by Elliot Carpenter December 29, 2016

camotard

Any person who casually dresses in full camoflauge and is neither in a war or hunting.

"Ok I know it's deer season but that doesn't give you an excuse to dress like a camotard everywhere you go."

by mjk23 April 1, 2009

Cactaloupe

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011

cactapus

1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.

"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"

by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012

cacatala

A retarded overgrown Filipino with who chews on rocks and is easily startled by traffic.

-worker 1 "dude, why didn't you go to work today?"
-worker 2 "I was on my way but I turned around, there was too much traffic."
-worker 1 "you're such a cacatala"

by jwanna man May 3, 2013