cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006

Cabby Waddle

Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.

Oh damn look at Dave, he's all locked up in the hips with Cabby Waddle!

by I asked Mavis but she farted July 29, 2021

i’m crabby

A very iconic quote from Bryan Dechart, an actor best known for his role as Connor in Detroit: Become Human.

Bryan Dechart: Yeah I’m crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That’s right, I thought it’d be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named los cangrejos. Turns out in Spanish that means ‘The Crabs.’ I spent 700 dollars for the crabs! So the next time you think to yourself “hey I’ll have sex with a women that in that language means ‘the crabs’ “ maybe you’ll open up your traveler’s dictionary, but hey, now you know.
Everyone: i’M cRaBbY

by Im-crabby-you-wanna-know-why September 24, 2019

rubby cubby

The female version of a male "spank bank", in which graphic images are stored for recollection in a time of need for touching oneself.

Vanessa observed the strapping men sensually pressing their beards together and swiftly committed the arousing scene to her rubby cubby.

by Sm1ggy June 14, 2014

Wood Shop Cubby Baby

When somebody is forced into a cubby in a wood shop class. (It can be any class, but usually a wood shop has cubbies for storage space.) The person is locked in, and people block the door. The person either has to get a friend to escape, or he can break free. If he cannot escape, then he might be let out. Upon release, the captors sing "Wood Shop Cubby Baby" to the tune of Family Guy's "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".

Tommy got so pissed when we made him Wood Shop Cubby Baby.

by asdasdascxc May 22, 2013

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

benadryl cabbage patch

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

by notspiderman December 9, 2016