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c'mere

Alternate command by Mortal Kombat character Scorpion when spearing an opponent and yanking them backwards. Used instead of "Get over here" or the less known "Get the fuck over here" or "Get over here bitch!" All voiced by Ed Boon.
Scorpion spears opponent "C'MERE!" uppercuts them.
by RayzorSharp November 4, 2007
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vitamin C men

When a man ejaculated in a person's mouth.Giving them their dose if vitamin C men.
This morning I gave my girlfriend her dose of vitamin C men
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C’mere n Sameer that phuddin

A colloquial phrase indicating to an Indian man that he’s openly welcomed to come forth and smear a creamy dessert consumable.
Good morning sir, C’mere n Sameer that phuddin.”
by Cumb3000 March 15, 2020
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A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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c.m.e. member

A Person who only show up to church on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter
The church will be packed Easter with C.M.E. members.
by Sand De June 6, 2016
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C.M.E.

A common acronym used to describe ones dismay or surprise to a situation or scenario meaning "Crap My Elbow". This phrase originally came from the acronym "O.M.G. W.T.F." but was created to the speaking styles of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas. "Crap My Elbow" is something that is impossible and therefore something to awe over.
Man 1-"Dude, I totally just wrecked into your car on accident!"

Man 2-"Goddamn it dude! C.M.E.!"
by Dr. Long Dick April 20, 2011
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C Meister

The C Meister
One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.
The C Meister Basketall Stats:

Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*

Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!
by The Hiro Meister January 12, 2009
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