C.M.E.

A common acronym used to describe ones dismay or surprise to a situation or scenario meaning "Crap My Elbow". This phrase originally came from the acronym "O.M.G. W.T.F." but was created to the speaking styles of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas. "Crap My Elbow" is something that is impossible and therefore something to awe over.

Man 1-"Dude, I totally just wrecked into your car on accident!"

Man 2-"Goddamn it dude! C.M.E.!"

by Dr. Long Dick April 20, 2011

c.m.e. member

A Person who only show up to church on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter

The church will be packed Easter with C.M.E. members.

by Sand De June 06, 2016