C.M.E.

A common acronym used to describe ones dismay or surprise to a situation or scenario meaning "Crap My Elbow". This phrase originally came from the acronym "O.M.G. W.T.F." but was created to the speaking styles of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas. "Crap My Elbow" is something that is impossible and therefore something to awe over.

Man 1-"Dude, I totally just wrecked into your car on accident!"

Man 2-"Goddamn it dude! C.M.E.!"

by Dr. Long Dick April 20, 2011

c.m.e. member

A Person who only show up to church on Christmas, Mother's Day, and Easter

The church will be packed Easter with C.M.E. members.

by Sand De June 6, 2016

A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.

Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.

by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009

l.m.e.y.p.u.y.c.i.m.m

A TikTok phrase. Young ones, this isn’t for you.

Let me eat your pussy until you cum in my mouth

Hey girl, l.m.e.y.p.u.y.c.i.m.m

by Fiftyshadesofgingerr January 12, 2020

l.m.e.y.p.u.y.c.i.m.m

Let me eat your pussy till you cum in my mouth

L.M.E.Y.P.U.Y.C.I.M.M.

by Brazy.hours January 12, 2020

l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.o.m.f

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F
Let. Me. Eat. Your.pussy.till.you.come.on.my face.

only freaks will know

L.M.E.Y.P.T.Y.C.O.M.F

by Wagwan,myg1 May 4, 2019

L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M

Let me eat you out til you cum in my mouth

*text messages*
boy: “Ayo bae L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M”
Girl: “uuu omw”

by anonymous January 11, 2021