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Butthole Eyes 

When the skin around one's eye is darker than the the rest of their face, much like an anus and it's surrounding cheeks.
>Did you see how cute Ariana Grande was on the red carpet last night?
>>I didn't notice, I couldn't stop looking at Pete Davidson's butthole eyes.
Butthole Eyes by Heckineh August 24, 2018

The Golden Butthole 

An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.
Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.

bootyholeman 

A guy that goes around buttholing people and engaging in general boothyhole related activities
Person 1: Kyle did you eat his Butt last night

Person 2: yes and I ate your dad’s too

Person 1: you’re such a bootyholeman
bootyholeman by big but toucher November 5, 2018

buttonhole 

To accost or detain a person in order to force them to engage you in conversation.
Man, I dropped by this party last night to say hey to a friend, and my ex was there, and before I could get out she totally buttonholed me in the foyer and starting crying about how we should get back together. It was messy.
buttonhole by FireAndRain August 16, 2004

Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.
That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.
Butthole Blowout by Bpetro October 20, 2014

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7