Generation Butthurt

Millennials and Gen Zers with no grasp of reality, who judge everything from a 10-second sound byte and carry the lynch mob mentality to social media where they will cancel anything for any reason because their post-adolescent idealistic phase has left them unable to cope with the real world.

Generation Butthurt -er: "I want an answer NOW!"
Adult/productive member of society: "I'm sorry, you will have to wait your turn. Your issue is deemed low priority... "
GBer: " How dare you! (misquotes the legal document they received and can't read properly for nuances in language like "or" and "may".) "I'm cancelling my contract and even though you graciously let them out of their contract without penalties they will run to social media to badmouth you and have all their GB friends on a tirade about how awful corporations and people with money and productive members of society are for making them mow their grass and pay for the applainces they break in their apartment their parents probably pay for.

by NopeIsland May 5, 2021

Butthurtitis

An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.

"I think he has butthurtitis, he hasn't stopped pew pew-ing all day!"

by PacMan23 November 6, 2012

Butthurtism

Th act of getting upset because you're being over sensitive.

My feels were hurt after Jesica was fake mad at me. Classic case of butthurtism.

by DrGainzphdinSwoll August 26, 2015

butterstory

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.

Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/

by brooke7318 August 12, 2017

Norwegian Bratwurst

Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.

An example of both applications is as follows:

Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.

by Clem&Daph December 26, 2010

buttcrust

(sometimes hyphenated butt-crust)

n. Hardened fecal matter not cleansed from the anal area. (Usually Vulgar)

Quaid's excessive buttcrust stained his underwear.

by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

ButtHurt

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Adam got butthurt when Mike stole his bitch.

by Kent April 19, 2003