Poopilating butt spray

When you have explosive diarrhea and before you wipe you look in the toilet and see brown wet drops on the side of the toilet.

Poopilating butt spray is for lovers.

by andrewhhh April 21, 2006

buttplay

Bureaucratic fuckery so objectively severe and/or pervasive that it prohibits the accomplishment of anything of intrinsic intellectual, artistic, or moral worth.

The university's faculty were dismayed to encounter such a high degree of buttplay so early into the new dean's appointment.

by WirArmeLeut August 28, 2020

Buttscratcher

- A long plastic stick with a tiny hand on the end.

- Used to reach areas usually hard to gain access to, such as the anus and surrounding areas.

- Also used during tenseful and tiring events such as viewing a football match
when areas, such as the anus and sorrounding areas, cry for attention.

At the stadium.
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: Buttscratcha!
Rob: Buttscratcha!
Lee: I'll use this buttscratcher to satisfy hard-to-reach areas!

by Stadium seller April 15, 2009

buttplay

deriving pleasure by inserting dildos, buttplugs, vibrators and other objects up the rectum. ass-fuckingbuttslut buttfuckinganal

Following his weekly enema he would often enjoy several hours of buttplay before cumming.

by Jack May 17, 2004

bugsprayed

To be extremely high

God damn Frank, That fucking joint has me completely bugsprayed dude. I mean motherfucking zooted. Now you got that fatty boo batty?

by fattyboobatty May 22, 2018

bugspray

When you want to say something to someone, but your parents or people are around and you don't what them to hear it, you say "Bugspray"

"I would tell you what me and her did, but it is bugspray right now."

by Kati Ann November 6, 2006

buttscratcher

a extended and erect rod, preferably wood (or plastic if you're cheap), with a sickle-shaped head used primarily for relieving an itchy sensation present in one's buttocks

I was so happy when I experienced the sensation of a true buttscratcher for the first time!

by Steve-o 1991 January 5, 2008