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bendy buttsmack 

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!
The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.
bendy buttsmack by slamy July 23, 2004

the buttsman 

the best he lives in Australia he hates racisms, sexism homophobia, transphobia but also SJWs.
the buttsman makes me laugh he so fucking funny
the buttsman by GABRIALD January 17, 2021

buttslam 

Buttslam: Originating in ghetto of North South Yarra, created by the MHS White Thugs. A term used to describe all activies deemed buttslammin' by the White Thugs.
'mate, that kid is sooooo buttslam!'
buttslam by THUGZTHUGZ March 26, 2009

buttslam 

the act of hanging around aimlessly in a certain area and/or doing absolutely nothing.
"Yo lets go to a party im tired of buttslamming here all night."
buttslam by ll infiniti ll July 19, 2005

Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap 

An encouragement for urgency from one partner to the other, administered by placing both hands on the butt-cheeks and applying playful but noticeable strength (Note: the stronger the slap, the greater the urgency).
Typically performed whilst the couple stand giggling at the front door of an apartment, struggling to turn the key.

The motives for this technique can be affectionate, sexual or prosaic.

Not to be confused with a 'One-Hand Doorstep Buttslap'
Sexual -
Guy: "Man, I was so horny and she was taking forever to turn the key"
Guy's buddy: "Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap usually works"
Guy: "Yeah. And I left my hands there as long as I could. Even though her wriggling meant it took her even longer!"

Prosaic -
Girl: "I was desperate for the bathroom, and he was opening the door like an old man. So I gave him a Two-Hand Doorstep Buttslap, pushed him aside and sprinted past"

buttslam 

A practice outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

A humiliation ritual and form of torture in which prisoners of war were forced int arse to arse combat for the amusement of their captors.
"They surpass all my expectations for westerner's 'slamming (abreviation)"
buttslam by dan diesel March 18, 2004