Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttpenis

The unfortunate growth of a sex organ originating from inside the rectum and protruding through the anus.

Eww, dude, you have a fuckin' buttpenis. That's nasty.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003

buttpeen

a young man who is very unkind, unnatractive, and so forth. you may also be debating his sexual orientation at the time. sometimes called a 'beeschwan'.

A CONVERSATION... let's call our buttpeen "BRIAN"
BRIAN : Hey Sugar Lips.
BOY : WTF?!
PASSING GIRL : Dudee, what a buttpeen.

by Gretel VonShucks February 17, 2007

buttpirates

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

buttpirate

Another term for a homosexual, or alternatively a similar reference to a person who would otherwise be deemed ghey

Joe- Dude he is such a buttpirate!
Phil - Yeah man he is totally ghey...

by Braydin February 10, 2003

Jam butties

Jam butties- a jam sandwich which people in barnton love.

'oooh put the kettle on love, and make some jam butties'

by Sarah Kenyon January 16, 2005

Buttied

Dead or really hurt

Did you see Nicholas get totally “buttied” today

by Suddos ma May 26, 2021