Buttiness

A severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their butts into situations in which they are not welcome. It has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.

1. Platey had buttiness but refused to believe in the disease's existence.
2. Raytea decided to use "slang" words since he thought he was a big enchilada.

by saberscars May 25, 2011

Buttiness

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.

I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.

by Helga Kay June 27, 2007

Buttoner

Another name for a television remote control.

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?

by lna0305 November 4, 2011

stinky ass buttfinger

The smell of the finger used to twirl and give anal relief for an itchy asshole.

After Bob got anal relief for his itchy asshole by twirling his middle finger his butt, his girlfriend Sarah commented on the offensive odor from Bob's stinky ass buttfinger...

by K-Krunk November 1, 2017

buttcoiner

A staunch critic of Bitcoin and/or proponent of the adversarial Buttcoin.

The buttcoiner seethed as Bitcoin's value topped $24,000USD in late 2020.

by Tamnimal December 20, 2020

buttweiner

An act of outright, manly defiance characterized by quickly showing one's enemy one's butt cheeks, then quickly turning around to show the weiner.

Known to inspire fear in the hearts of most.

"Jarrod tried to steal my toilet paper so i buttweinered him."

by Petey B December 4, 2004

buttiniferous tubule

a part of the anus that makes your ass stink. a stink gland.

Man, you can smell her ass from a mile away...her buttiniferous tubule must be swollen.

by A. Cunning Linguist September 5, 2003