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butthoused

an underground variant of cornhole
in which leather bear types
(like the dude in village people)
get together and use sexual orientation
as an added mental challenge in the game
by adding bandanas to their outfit as flair
they can advertise their sexual orientation
and specific activities they like/have a fetish for
this can be used both to attract players
you find compatible with your tastes
but also strategies can be used to psyche out
other players by wearing 'decoy' colors to
upset their game and possibly gain an edge
but then you run the risk of advertising
an interest in sexual activities you disagree with
to other players that may be 'looking to score'
Shit! We were so butthoused last night!
by iak July 17, 2006
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buttbooked

(Resubmitting, because i used the wrong pseudonym, used drmaestas but should've been just dmaestas, please correct thanks!)
Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone and then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
by dmaestas March 9, 2010
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buttbooger

a semi-liquid collection of fecal matter lodged in or near the opening of the excrement unloading zone.2. a foolish or stupid person.
he was up to the second knuckle trying to dig out a buttbooger.2. hey buttbooger,get out of my way.
by your mom September 3, 2003
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buttnose

A nose with a dent in the middle, resembling a rear. Very rare. John Smith is the king of buttnoses.
"My goodness, did you see John's buttnose? It's hilarious!"
by grundsätzlich September 1, 2016
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Buttlove

a term of endearment first used in the movie, "The Monster Squad"
Bill: Hey Greg, will you meet me at the bowling alley?

Greg: Sure thing, Buttlove!
by Bubbe September 21, 2005
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butthookery

Hooliganism; any act that would normally be considered socially unacceptable, or that leads to catastrophe. Usually used in a light hearted manner.
"Charlie Sheen, upon deciding to be crazy, went on a rampage of butthookery and hooliganism. He was unstoppable, but certainly wasn't winning."
by notrenavy February 9, 2013
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buttbooked

Like buttdialing, but when using Facebook app on your smartphone then accidentally updating your status when putting your phone away. Especially on phones which automatically predict text when selecting only letter or two. Sometimes my phone is so smart, I think I've also buttbought items on Amazon.
I just checked my Facebook and I totally must have butt-facebooked earlier, because my status is just some random word. Buttbooked?
by drmaestas March 8, 2010
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