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buttermoose

a name to describe someone who is being difficult or annoying.
Why are you being such a buttermoose!?

Man, that guy was acting like a total buttermoose!
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Butterhook

A name to call someone who keeps dropping things, almost like they have a hook for a hand and it was covered in butter to make matters worse. Always fun to say!
Person 1 - *Drops something*
Person 2 - "Butterhook!"
by ColBuckshot October 17, 2020
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Butterhorn Swirl

When a man shoves a woman's face in a toilet while giving her anal sex from behind. He then proceeds to flush the toilet simultaneously as he drops a load in her asscrack.
I gave a co-worker a butterhorn swirl during our lunch break. It was sweet....and warm. I didn't forget to put the lid back down.
by Bloodwood Axeman October 25, 2008
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The Butterhof

The dirtiest sex position ever
It is where the female (the Butterhof) will take the male and first arouse it but making dirty glances at the male. Then the Butterhof will take male and shove a Wawa brand “Big Nig” in its anus (with out lubrication). Then beat him with upright bass and last strap the male down with a lot of bondage gimp or duck tape and give him a Boston pancake after eating Taco Bell.
John: Wow my gay lover gave me The Butterhof last night.

Zack: Well did it have anything to do with butter?

John: no that is why my ass hurts so much.

Derek walks in...

Derek: So baby how was it

John: GREAT
by Paul Leeds March 15, 2008
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buttertoosh

a polish beast, half boy-half man, who cannot kick a football correctly, who wears nappies and has sunglasses that sit 3 inches off his face
learn how to to kick buttertoosh u clown
by wingers October 26, 2004
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butterdogging

when u smear penut butter or jam on ur penis and present it to ur dog
I wish my was still alive so he can butterdog me again.
If i have a dog right now shed be butterdogging me right now.
by Juk July 7, 2005
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buttertoes

this is when you stick butterin the end of someones shoe and they put their feet in it. when they do this you laugh loudly and shout "buttertoes!" at them. or if this someone is a bit of a rage, giggle slyly near them.
Jeff: "aww goddam. i have butter on my toes"

Patrick: "waaaay you have Buttertoes man."

Jamie: "dude where am i?"
by Will Brown October 9, 2007
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