buttmunk

Person devoted to a higher power who enjoys being alone, likes looking at male butts, but realizes they can not touch.

Dwane became a buttmunk years ago thinking that it would make his life better, but relized after several years of staring at Sam's supple buns he would never be able to fullfill his celibacy vow.

by Sparky-in-Iowa May 20, 2007

banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

by TTTHeeeh Juggernaut June 3, 2006

Buttdonkey

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.

Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey

by skmastaz July 17, 2005

buttspunk

The by-product of a sexual encounter between two gay men. that includes anal sex.

Larry was upset when Fred's buttspunk stained his shorts.

by Paledon August 8, 2006

buttrunk

someones who's retarted often fucks up peoples good time. can be a buzzkill most of the time.

"who is that retart"
"yo that guys a fucking buttrunk"

by tisysj August 10, 2009

Butterfunkled

When two omish men go to Silverwood Theme Park and ride Timber Terror and eat applesauce without using their hands, while wearing all black in the summertime.

Yo Fred, have you butterfunkled recently?

by Sexy Crayons July 24, 2009

buttchunk

1.someone absolutely annoying, bothersome
2. A little chunk of poo with beans in it

1. OMG evan is such a buttchunk.
2. You should have seen this gross buttchunk i left in the toilet

by AaronLeechang September 12, 2007