Butterstache

When you nut one out and lay your man butter rope across her upper lip like a pencil thin mustache.

For a heightened experience, should be performed while singing along to Jimmy Buffett’s Pencil Thin Mustache and nutting at the appropriate time.

I gave Wanda a butterstache last night behind the beer tent at the Buffett concert.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

buttflustered

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013

butthurst

An uncontrollable love for a tan hairy person

Jack:Kevin did you hear that mike is a butthurst

Kevin:Yes it's because he likes that tan hairy girl what's her name?

Jack:Hailey

by Yahonk December 17, 2013

banana buttcrunch

another slang term for anal sex. You basically

fuck her up the ass, so good and so hard, she feels

like its been through a grinder.

Q complained her ass felt like it was put through a

grinder after we did the banana buttcrunch for half an

hour straight.

by Foroyaar May 30, 2006

buttcut

A hairstyle popularized in the 80's which somehow still maitains a large following. The hair can be grown to almost any length and then is parted directly in the middle so that the top of the head resembles the asscrack.

Man, can you believe Ryan still has that buttcut?

by TheTurkey March 31, 2005

Buttrush

To suddenly receive something that is very unwanted. Metaphorically, to get buttraped by surprise.

My teacher buttrushed me with a bunch of homework on our first day of class.

by DoDaBigFhang October 4, 2011

buttscusting

Anything disgusting that has to do with the butt.

It is so buttscusting when heavy people insist on wear g-string bikinis.
Someone moons you. You loudly say, your buttscusting!
Smelly farts buttscusting !

by Myne Tushar July 14, 2014