The Bang Buttchug

The act of opening a can of Bang energy drink while inserting a funnel into your rectum and then pouring said Bang energy drink into the funnel in a show of dominance over a stressful situation.

Timmy: Yo my dude you look down. Did Sarah peg yo ass again with her titanium strap on?

Billy: Ya she did! It hurts to sit and now she thinks she runs the house! What should I do?

Timmy: Well I guess it's time to pull out The Bang Buttchug and show her who truly has the hairy gorilla chest in your house!

by SqueezyMcjingles November 11, 2019

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

buttcheeks mcgee

When a annoying girl is alive but you somewhat tolerate her because she has a big booty.

Jake: Hey you know Laura?
Soham: Yeah, she super annoying but has a fat ass.
Jake: Yeah I call her buttcheeks mcgee

by bballaddict March 12, 2017

Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread

A term coined by YouTuber Ian Carter, A.K.A. Idubbbz, meaning to lean over in the shower as to let the water go in your butt crack.

I kept on getting hair stuck in my asshole, so I used the Arch-Angel-Buttcheek-Backspread and it cleared right up.

by Kitten Corp. June 4, 2018

Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

Butt Chuck It

Suck it, fuck it , butt chuck it..

(At the Doctors)
Dr.: Well Wyatt, you have intestinal cancer.
Wyatt: Well Doc, suck it fuck it and butt chuck it.

by tdef December 27, 2016

buttchunk

Typically used by people who want to find a creative way to use the word "butt" in an insult that isn't "butthead" or "butthole."

Not literally referring to a chunk of a butt.

Andy ate the last oreo again. God, he's such a buttchunk.

by Amaterasu- July 20, 2011