Durst burps

A singular or series of gastric belches resulting from a powerful physical reaction to one's suppressed or otherwise hidden guilt

Robert couldn't keep his Durst burps under control in the finale of HBO's "The Jinx," even gaseously muttering to himself "the burping!" in his incriminating off-camera bathroom confessional

by ReadingRainbow May 27, 2015

anti-burns

The term used to describe the disastrous situation when a man is robbed of his sideburns. They are not only completely shaved off up to the ear but actually above the ear. This horrific look has snuck up on many a male who does not specifically tell the barber "I want to keep my sideburns and do not want you to give me anti-burns".

The anti-burn look is often seen on military personnel (only time that anti-burns are acceptable), offensive linemen, nascar fans, policemen, rednecks, and bull-dikes.

Dude lets get out of here, this Kenny Chesney concert is a sea of tanktop sunburn lines and anti-burns.

by KurtRambis March 8, 2009

BURST LINK

When a bunch of guys hold hands and jack off.

LET'S BURST LINK *holds hand of nearby dude* AAAAAAAAAAAAA *starts having a seizure while jacking off*

by SplendidButtPirate May 29, 2017

Giant Burnso

A GIANT BURNSO is categorized as one who resembles a female, yet is a mythical colorful creature. Most giant burnso's are found in science-fiction novels, but many have said to have been eyewitnesses to the real thing. I for one have seen one of them, It's color is similar to the "pink panther", yet the giant burnso is normally "green" with anger resembling a giant wasabi pea. The myth of the giant burnso was originated from early 1400's, where a seafarer traveling to seek land first came across the giant burnso. After the capsized vessel was found floating on shore, the sea man was found in the boat truly scared to death, his eyes wide open, only no words were ever to be spoken from him again. On a note they found the words "it was the giant burnso". After days passed he finally spoke of his tragic meeting with this creature, his voice shaky he described that once he looked into the cold eyes of the burnso, he went numb. He heard a horrific screeching come from the beast, all he could make out from the screams was the words "burnso, giant burnso". Finally the creature picked up the man, and the way he described it was he felt like the creature was actually sucking the life from his mouth. His body than went limp, and the creature disappeared. Other stories have been similar to that of the sea mans tragic meeting, only the others all describe the colors of the burnso as everything but pink, some say a yellow tail, with a gian brown beard, while others only say they saw green. I would suggest to my fellow sea men to be careful on the unwitting seas. You never know when the "giant burnso" could be lurking up behind you

I walked around the block and there it was the "giant burnso"

by TD2 July 3, 2008

bean burst

A bean burst is the action of slapping the fuck out of a black males bald head

I gave him a bean burst

by The bean burster February 25, 2018

Robert Burns

The Bard Totally owns the likes of shakespeare.Most of his work was written in Old AyrshireScots and can be a bit difficult to understand But with Patience the Reader is Rewarded with Poetic Mastery.known in Scotland more commonly as Rabbie Burns

Scots Wha' hae.
''Scots, wha' hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots wham Bruce has often led,
Welcome to your gory bed,
Or to Victorie!
Now's the day, and now's the hour;
See the front o' battle lour,
See approach proud Edward's pow'r
Chains and slaverie!''
Robert Burns.

by Ayeyermaw May 4, 2006

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011