Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 3, 2015

Burromelette

A traditional omelette carefully placed and then wrapped in a soft tortilla shell. This meal satisfies even the mightiest hunger.

I wish Juan would hurry up cooking my burromelette.

by davakon1 August 28, 2016

Buttometer

A thermometer, when used rectally.

I couldn't get Junior to stop screaming long enough to get an accurate temperature with an oral thermometer, so I had to go buttometer on him. That'll learn him.

by Findlaybob December 22, 2019

brrrrometer

A measuring device dat predicts how cold it's gonna get in da near future.

A barometer merely measures air-pressure, but a brrrrometer may be able to warn you about whether you should lay in extra firewood for da next few days.

by QuacksO March 1, 2021

Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011