Steamed Buns

Ass checks that have been spanked and paddled to a slightly swollen, pink or reddened state. Usually from BDSM play and other dominance and submissive play.

Roger gave Tonya spanking with a ping pong paddle and she left the room with a lovely set of steamed buns.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

dooky buns

Buttocks smeared with feces from diarrhea and lack of hygiene.

Yo girl, grab yo self a towel and clean up them dooky buns before you get in my car.

by Shaquanda Jefferson April 9, 2016

Buns for you

An exclamation, usually mean spirited, that implies someone has made a mistake or misfortune has befell them.

Usually, it is used as a means to 'kick someone while they are down'

Buns can also be substituted for certain other slang terms. For example, a person can say "my buns" implying the same thing as "my bad."

The term first became widely used in the New York area and has since spread west.

EX 1:

GB: Dashiell and Danny stole my subway sandwich and even my fork!

Anuj: BUNS FOR YOU!!

EX 2:

Ariel: Did you buy me a cookie like you promised?

(Person who was supposed to bring cookie): Oh I forgot, my buns.

by Bxsciguy February 27, 2010

Bumstuck

Bumstuck - Constipation, costiveness, or irregularity, is a condition of the digestive system in which a person experiences hard feces that are difficult to expel.

Man that berry soup made me Bumstuck!!!

by bobby boshea October 12, 2008

Bungthump

Due to the misinterpretation of a bung as a "butthole," a bungthump is slang for when two or more people, whether of the same gender or not, that are more than acquaintances lay on the ground in a circle on knees and elbows, each facing one another's rears in counter-clockwise direction, and thump the anus of the person in front of them with the middle finger on their right hand. This is commonly practiced at frat parties and backstage for good luck at metal concerts.

Hey man, I hear we missed out on an awesome bungthump at the wedding party Friday.

by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009

Bumstead Binstead

When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!

by Cornelius Bumstead Binstead December 29, 2016

bunsen beour

When a boy is simping so hard, he brings the girl to bunsen, a high lavish burger joint and spends over €50 on her meal. The next day she ghosts him and never responds to his messages

Guys did you hear about Toms date! He brought Romy out for dinner. What a bunsen beour

by DanTheMan126969 August 26, 2020